Post by Kipcha on Feb 22, 2014 15:54:39 GMT -6
Hello my poor unfortunate souls,
Your lovely sea witch, Ursula, is here to bring you the list of who was BEST dressed and who was WORST dressed at the Valentines Masquerade Ball. Now I am not one to judge... Oh who am I kidding, I will judge the fuck out of your souls. This Ball thing was a giant bore honestly, at least someone was smart enough to spike the punch bowl, thank you to that brave soul, whoever they are; I raise a toast to you brave soul.
So, on to the JUDGING!
Lets start with the worst of the worst; that way, while you cry your little eyes out, you can see a little light at the end of the tunnel that could be someone else's happiness. Oh wait, that's a train!
WORST DRESSED
Caroline Matthews
Gag that is WAY too much sparkly pink. Ever heard of the saying too much of one thing is a bad thing? Maybe you should take that saying and learn from it. WORST dress ever.
Ellie Weise
Um, did someone tell this girl it isn’t Halloween? Granted the steampunk look is adorable and all but rabbit rabbit? Not so much. Halloween isn’t for another few months girlfriend, get the memo. WORST.
Rosco Thomes
Alright, first off this mask is like a mixture of Samurai and Greek God. Though I don’t think the face behind the mask meets the standards of a Greek God. The suit is.... Adequate, I am sure a farm boy from Bum Fucking Egypt, Nebraska, didn't have anything better. Or the money to pay for it! WORST
Aaron Deller
What the fuck are you a RAINBOW? You havefifty colors going all at once! I can see those pinstrip pants, YUCK! WORST rainbow I have ever seen.
Aaron Deller
What the fuck are you a RAINBOW? You have
Ivory Hartford
I think my dog vomited up something prettier than this. I am pretty sure my dog would take one look at this outfit and not touch it. He would rather eat his own shit over looking at this. Sorry Ivory, only Flavor Flave can pull off wearing so much Bling. This is a FAIL on my WORST list.
Christian Ramone
LAND HOE! A pirates life for… ME? Nah, this isn’t Disney World honey, next time don’t dress up like you are about to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. WORST idea ever for an outfit.
Yulia Zukov
The mask is pretty and the hair is gorgeous but this isn’t the best/worst hair or mask, it’s the best/WORST dressed. I think this is the dress my dead grandmother was buried in, it is disgusting. Next time you want to wear a dress, please don't be a grave robber, okay thanks. My grandmother appreciates it.
Aaron Candace
Wait... Isn't this guy famous? It's BIG BIRD! I mean a beak for a mask? What is it hiding? A hideously long nose underneath? A doctor could take care of that for you. Just because of the mask, you make the WORST list. Won’t even look at your suit.
Haven Cade
Hey look, it's big birds girlfriend! God, got enough feathers on that dress? I am sure you take off at the Santa Cruz airport with that dress. I think my seat is A1? Are we boarding now? Sorry Pink Big Bird, you are the WORST.
Lance Wood
LANCE! You had so much potential, why did you have to go All Star Bangled Phantom of Tidewater? I mean the suit is okay, like were's the sex appeal? It's a simple white suit, no tie? Blue plaid? What the fuck Lance. And don't get me started on the mask, what the hell were you thinking? Going to sing the National Anthem opera style? WORST
Syra Candace
I can hear the bells. Wait what? Who is getting married? This dress looks like a wedding dress someone would wear to their Vegas wedding with Elvis Presley; The King to perform the ceremony. Honey, no on is interested in you to put a ring on it. WORST wedding dress ever.
Connar O'Patrick
Gawd, who let the Janitor join a high school dance? Oh wait? That guy is actually a student? He looks old enough to be my dad, that is SAD. Well the Mask did you the worst service, devil horns? Cliche, I am sure all the girls (Or "girl") are swooning over you -rolls eyes- Good luck with that. Oh, I think one of the kids vomited? Don't get vomit on that "suit" of yours.
Shannon Flores
What the hell Shannon, too much pink! Although you are not as bad as whats her face, Carol? Whatever at least you toned it down, but those heart shaped earrings are so Valentines cliche. Don't be cliche girlfriend, nothing good happens from it.
Wow, I didn't think we had that many badly dressed students at this school. You all proved me wrong.
BEST DRESSED
Bry Shay
Talk about HOT, though the mask is a little odd, like a wolf that had its face burned and now the hair won’t grow back normally; and the outfit is more casual than what was called for. He slides into the BEST spot, but barely.
Ciera Hollycross
Aw, our little whore is growing up! That dress is gorgeous! The mask is cute, though it looks like tears are dangling from her cheeks, not cute. Ciera sits in the BEST section, but not at the top of the list.
Jinora Eve
Hanley Thomes
Wow, this big girl knows how to dress! The dress is gorgeous, the mask a perfect match! I am not sure about the headband, seems a little much, black roses with pink? Calm the goth side now, but this girl falls into my BEST.
Dixie Lambert
So our little mama wanted to spend Saturday night Partying instead of with her daughter? What a great mother you are, you should know your social life is over once you have one of those parasites. Cute dress though. Love the Ombre blue style. I guess you make the BEST dressed list, but the Worst on the mothers list.
Michael Smith
Jayne Alvers
Gale Berdoll
Hmmm, a simple black suit with a simple black mask. Who knew this could look so sexy? Oh, Gale did. Good job at landing on the BEST list.
Faith Salee
Another simple design, not overdone with any colors but the small pop of purple from the Cocktail ring is beautiful. Good job girl I love it, BEST of the best.
Lewis Montgomery
Black and Gold, a beautiful combination. I have to say, it matched the girl he was with simply by matching the gold together. Astonishing how a boy did a match up perfectly. Normally it's the girl doing all the work. Toast to you for landing on the BEST list.
Cassadee Vicari
I LOVE this dress! Girl you brought sexy without showing too much and it is beautiful. The shoes I would kill for, don't worry I will let you keep your's, you deserved them and being on my BEST list.
Winona Howard
I love the dress, who picked it out? Oh, looks like your mother did. Well she does have good taste I guess. Better thank your mama for getting you on the BEST list.
Catalina Engelmohr
Girl I will never attempt to say your last name, it is too difficult! Catalina wine mixer BEST in show! I love the way your dress has a cape on the end like BAM! I am here and you better love me. Although Edna Mode from The Incredible's would tell you;
"Bunny" Knight
Too bad I can't dock you points for your missing hair, guess Cancer is winning this battle huh, I would be wearing wigs galore if I had a bald head, though your's is smooth and not lumpy, you got that going for you. Moving on, your dress is a beautiful dark green, I love the way it comes to a point at your hips. The mask is a little out of place being blue, but it is beautifully designed that I can look past that. BEST despite the baldness.
Payton Stafford
No normally I don't go for pink, but your pink a subtle light pink that I love and you didn't over do it to top it off. BEST list, you made it!
Kinley Reagan
Damn girl, you got gorgeous curves! The dress shows them off perfectly. And the dress if perfect with your skin, it makes you glow all over. You are pure gold sweetheart, I don't care if you are a whore; You and I are perfect soul mates. BEST cause you are gold.
Whitney Miller
Sadly the only reason you are on this list is because purple is my favorite color. You over did it though, but because you are a girl after my own heart color, you are on the BEST list.
Richard Fenton
Shealyn Jackson
The shoes pop against the blue at the bottom of your dress, and the dress is just stunning. It's like beautiful snake skin with a beautiful design. Please, continue to dress like this? You just might turn me towards women. BEST!
Harper Buckley
I looks like you are wearing the night sky, the sparkles are the stars it is absolutely stunning. You are the BEST at wearing the night sky.
Shara Jefferson
Giovanni Ferrari
I am not a fan of the pinstripe suit, but you make it look good. I guess it's cause you are Italian. The mask is a little much though, do you think you are king of my BEST list? You are not, but you are on it.
Carly Cook
The design at the bottom of this dress plus the color is gorgeous. I am not sure about the top part, need to shape your boobs to look like boobs? You are lucky to be on my BEST list.
Aria Porter
You are the last person on my list. Does that make you the worst of the best? Not sure, but I just have to say I love your dress, makes your boobs gorgeous. The mask is a great contrast, so you are on the BEST list.
There you have it ladies and gents, the best and worst of the 2014 Valentine Masquerade Ball. Oh? You are not on the list? I didn't include people who do not go to this school and some of you I have deemed unworthy of being even mentioned. Please do not even try attempting to get on this list, don't waste my time. Please stay tune for the next part of our Hot or Not Junior list, will you be mentioned?
Ta Ta for now Poor Unfortunate souls.
See you in the Hallways
~*URSULA*~