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Post by Narwhal on Jan 26, 2014 23:11:23 GMT -6
Ashlyn sunk in her seat at the back of the auditorium, watching amusedly as students went up to the stage to try and impress the director of the play with their singing abilities. Sadly, none of those students had any singing abilities. So it was rather amusing to watch them go up there, attempt to sing, and then be 'kindly' put off by the director. It was funny, but it annoyed her that basically nobody with real talent had came up there yet. Pathetic.
She pulled out of her phone, stretching out her legs. Honestly, what the hell was she doing in there? Whatever. It was better than going back to her dorm. Her roommate was annoying as hell and strangely enough, the seats in the auditorium were amazingly comfortable. She rubbed her neck absently, scrolling through her Twitter feed. People were so annoying. But the guys on her feed were pretty damn hot, so obviously she had to read what they were going to say. Lame, she knew it, but it wasn't like she could help it. She'd slept with a majority of them, though, so her main attention was on the guy she hadn't gotten with. Which, sadly, was a lot. Though most of the hotter ones already graduated or she never managed to see them, ever. It was annoying as hell. She would have to seek one out, sooner or later.
She shook the thought off, adjusting her boob in her bra. She sighed as she got comfortable, continuing to mess around on her phone and listening absently to the terrible singing of the kids auditioning.
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Post by Kipcha on Jan 26, 2014 23:22:58 GMT -6
Lance walked out onto stage with a goofy smile on his face. He looked around him, spying his buddies in the upper left corner, hiding in the back. He turned back to the teacher.
"Lance Wood," he announced in a loud and booming voice. It was his 'acting' voice, he waited as she looked up from her sheet to him, then back down.
"What are you auditioning for?" she asked bluntly.
"I.... Will be BEAST!" Lance said, basically growling the last word out loud. He could hear his buddies laughing out loud in the back until the teacher turned and glared at them. They quieted down and she turned back to Lance, her eyes wide with hatred.
"Alright Lance. Will you please recite page 25 line 6." She said without looking up at him
"Sure ma'am," He said clearing his throat and spreading his legs a little more. He began to recite something, though it wasn't from Beauty and the Beast. His buddies were practically dying as he spoke, the teacher was not amused.
"Lance, either be serious. Or get the F off my stage." She said, her face twitching.
Lance snickered and bowed. "No problem ma'am," he said, though as he started exiting stage right he began to sing A Whole New World off key. He walked quickly out of the Teachers sight to avoid being talked to and down the middle aisle when he spotted a girl, she was basically feeling herself up, putting her hand down her shirt. He looked at his buddies, who were calling him over, and turned his back on them. He would rather talk to a pretty girl than guys any day. He slipped into the seat next to her and sighed. "Hello there." he said.
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Post by theangrylioness on Jan 26, 2014 23:30:24 GMT -6
(You portrayed my teacher character very well)
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Post by Narwhal on Jan 28, 2014 20:37:33 GMT -6
Ashlyn was busy on her phone, until some ridiculous guy--with a strangely sexy voice--went on a stage. She looked up to see that his sexy voice matched his looks. Damn, she thought. Still, he was acting like an idiot. But it was kind of hot. A hot idiot. Who would've thought that was even possible? She watched as he fucked around on the stage before getting off, clearly rejected by the director. She bit back a laugh, amused. Why was it the stupid ones were always extremely hot?
Believe it or not--well, she knew she was hot--he was coming her way. She averted her gaze, pulling her hand out of her bra so she didn't look like a total freak for adjusting her boob. In moments, he smoothly slid into the seat beside her. She sat up, smirking at him, "Hey," she replied, raising a brow at him, "Some performance you had up there," she mused, smiling flirtatiously.
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Post by Kipcha on Jan 28, 2014 20:47:26 GMT -6
Lance wiggled his eyebrows up and down "You liked it, I though I was amazing," He said looking over at his buddies who were once again shaking their heads at the fact he was yet again talking with a girl. He turned back to her "I think I have a chance at Beast. I mean who can resist this face," He said showing off his chin by placing it in the air.
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Post by Narwhal on Jan 28, 2014 20:53:43 GMT -6
Ashlyn nodded, giving him a quick up and down, regardless that it was dark in the auditorium and they were sitting, "You're definitely amazing," she nodded vigorously, "I would've given you a standing ovation, but then again, you could've been better," she said teasingly, winking to show she was merely messing with him. She arched a brow, shrugging, "I wouldn't be able to if I was Belle," she replied, already able to tell she was going to be feeding his ego like a mother feeding a newborn. Who couldn't, though? He was gorgeous.
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Post by Kipcha on Jan 28, 2014 21:12:49 GMT -6
Lance gawked "I COULD have been better?" He said his mouth dropping open dramatically. "I am APPALLED that you would suggest such a thing," He said in a girly tone, shaking his hand in weird movements. Lance couldn't hold the face long enough, he began to laugh, "You are teasing," He said pointing a finger at her.
Lance slowly nodded "No. No one could, not even the real Belle." He said smiling big. "I mean the real Belle is of course you." He said pointing to her again.
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Post by Narwhal on Jan 28, 2014 21:21:11 GMT -6
Ashlyn smirked, "Well duh, you sang the song off-tune! The director was going to murder you, I could tell without even seeing her face," she said, laughing that oh-so perfect laugh of hers. She shrugged cheekily when he spoke, "And what if I am?" she asked, cocking her head to the side a little, but just enough to expose her neck for him, "What would you do?"
She arched a brow that she spent an hour plucking last night, "I am Belle? Strangeee, last time I checked, my name was Ashlyn," she smirked, "And, if I may, what's your name, Beast?" she asked smoothly, gently resting her hand on his arm.
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Post by Kipcha on Jan 28, 2014 21:44:08 GMT -6
Lance laughed "That was the point, I mean who ever heard a beast that could sing perfectly?" He asked her knowing full well the answer was no. "And she was going to kill me and that was the plan all along. Have her hate me so much she loves me." He said sounding like he knew everything. Lance shrugged "You shall never know my plans," He teased knowing he wasn't going to do anything at all.
Lance shrugged "So, you could be lying to me about your name." he stated with a smile "And I could be lying about my name" He added not giving her his name on purpose.
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Post by Narwhal on Jan 29, 2014 18:42:45 GMT -6
"Every director in theater history," Ashlyn replied, smirking. In a more realistic situation--if there even was a realistic situation where a man was turned into a beast and then a human again--he would've had a deep, menacing voice and it wouldn't sound "romantic" or whatever it was that directors considered it to be. She laughed, "I didn't know that was possible. Isn't the saying to love that you have someone?" she questioned, raising a brow. She gasped, "And what if I want to know?" she asked, arching a brow at him and running her hand gently down his arm.
She smiled, "Why would I lie?" she asked, "...But, I guess you can believe what you want. My name could be Myrtle for all you know," she continued, winking.
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Post by Kipcha on Jan 29, 2014 18:58:14 GMT -6
"Well then, every director in theater history is wrong," Lance said to her in a matter of fact tone. He didn't care what the directors thought, a real beast wouldn't be able to sing, then again this was suppose to be Disney magic. Lance shrugged "I don't know, but that was my plan for the teacher and I am sticking to it," He said winking at her. "Eh, I was lying." He admitted laughing as someone on stage made a complete fool out of themselves.
Lance shrugged again "I don't know, to pretend to be someone else?" He suggested seeing as they were in the auditorium, pretending to be someone else was what actors did. He laughed "That sucks, Moaning Myrtle," He teased.
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Post by Narwhal on Feb 3, 2014 22:38:10 GMT -6
"I knoww right? I once tried to be a part of my middle school play, but they didn't let me in because I didn't sing well, but I bet it was because I had bigger boobs than every other girl and it would distract the preteen boys too much," Ashlyn rambled, smirking. Her breasts--although small--fit surprisingly well in most men's hands and distracted the boys. Due to her cockiness, she believed she could stop an entire war just by flashing them. "Fun plan," she teased, poking his arm.
"Hmmmm, I'm pretty happy with who I am, just so you know, so I'll stick to just being me," she replied, smiling at him cockily. She was pretty proud of being herself, so she'd just stick to that. If he thought it was weird, he could suck it. But since he was hot, she could suck him, "I know. The teasing is insane," she replied, smiling.
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Post by Kipcha on Feb 3, 2014 22:49:30 GMT -6
Lance wiggled his eyebrows and looked down at her chest at the mention of bigger boobs. "Really now, that's disappointing," He said smirking at the thought of what could be hiding under her shirt. "I have to agree though, it would be quite distracting. "I know, I always have the best plans," he said chuckling.
"It's a lot of fun to pretend to be someone else," Lance said actually thinking about the times he would 'roleplay' sex. It was hot sometimes, though it did get weird as well. "Lets put the teasing aside and get back to business," He said smirking once again. He held out his hand to her "Lance. Lance Wood." He said with a smile.
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Post by Narwhal on Feb 9, 2014 0:35:06 GMT -6
Ashlyn shrugged, though was amused to see his interest perked up at the sound of larger breasts, "It wasn't a big deal. Disappointing, yeah, but I'm a big girl now," she smiled proudly up at the attractive boy besides her. "Especially as a twelve year-old boy, one of them looked like he had a boner! Or maybe I'm just extremely cocky," she grinned, arching a brow at him. She honestly couldn't remember too much from that day, so she might've just imagined in. Probably, actually.
"I guess it just depends. I mean I'm pretty good at just being the schoolgirl self I am," she said with a coy smirk. It was hard enough to be herself in this society, but being expected to be someone else was harder. "Lance, sexy," she commented. Shaking his hand, she smiled, "I'm Myrtle. Moaning Myrtle," she replied with a wink.
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Post by Kipcha on Feb 9, 2014 12:32:48 GMT -6
"Damn I wish I went to that school with you," Lance said really wishing he did. He could just imagine his scrawny self drooling at hee breasts. "I believe it, I know I would have a boner." He said smirking.
"Does your school self like to wear Catholic girl skirts?" He asked feeling himself get excited with the thought of her in that kind of outfit. "Come on now, what's your real name." He asked shaking her hand.
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Post by Narwhal on Feb 25, 2014 22:09:50 GMT -6
Ashlyn laughed, a grin spreading on her lips, "It was a shitty school.. But, I'm sure you being there would've made it ten thousand times better," she giggled, touching his chest. She laughed a bit too loud at his next comment, grinning, "My boobs say thank you," she flipped her hair, only to make them more visible, of course.
She shrugged, "Possibly," she replied, a coy smirk pulling on the edges of her mouth. They didn't, but it'd be fun to see his imagination go wild. "It's Ashlyn, dahling, Ashlyn," she dropped her hand from his, though took note of the firm grip his rough hands held.
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Post by Kipcha on Feb 25, 2014 22:26:18 GMT -6
"Oh would it have? No good looking guys there?" Lance asked feeling confident about the situation, though he was sure he wouldn't bang her right here. He laughed when she laughed, thinking her laugh was loud but then again the auditorium was meant to make sound travel. The stupid theater teacher turned and glared at them and Lance saluted her, waving like an idiot till she turned around. He wiggled his eyebrows when she exposed her chest more, liking the new view. "Well, your welcome," He said more towards her chest than to her.
"Ashlyn, I like that name," He said thinking it was different and somewhat like Ashley and yet not.
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