Post by theangrylioness on Jan 26, 2014 1:43:05 GMT -6
Oh Captain, oh Captain, oh Captain, oh Captain, you really did it now. Incest? That was your best idea? I guess you have to make a little girl cry just to feel like a man. Oh boy, where to begin? Well, I've talked to Vlad and Yulia. Hopefully you guys know that what Captain wrote is complete bullshit, but if not, this is for you gullible folks.
Captain claims that Yulia and Vlad Zukov are illegal aliens and that they perform incest in public. I'm utterly disturbed. Just, wow. I'll be selling tickets to karma biting you in the ass. Or maybe you'd just like me to put my foot up your ass until my shoelaces come out your mouth? Crocodiles are dangerous you know.
He states:
If you saw it for yourself, why didn't you take any pictures as proof? Pics or GTFO.
Me: This must be very enraging, all the things he said and people reading them. How exactly did you react?
Yulia: I literally cried my eyes out. He's my brother for crying out loud! Just because I'm with him a lot does not mean we're doing anything. We're Christians, we're saving that kind of thing for marriage. What's disturbing is having to think about that. I have a hard enough time fitting in. It's a new country, where I have to speak a new language, and we don't need any of this right now.
Vlad: Anyone who believes him needs a brain scan.
How could I be having sex with my brother if I'm a Christian and in a happy relationship with someone else?
Who is he?
I'll just say he is wonderful. He wouldn't give up on me no matter how hard I pushed him. But, he climbed over the wall, so we're together now.
He's a cool guy.
Good for you Yulia. That's wonderful. He just came up to you?
Yes.
Now, Captain claims you are illegal aliens.
How would we get past customs?
That's a good point.
We're both studying for our US citizenship exam. So, we're going to be legit legal aliens soon.
And Vlad, anyone special?
No.
Ok, I do not understand why people would see you as a creep. You just mind your own business.
I was trying to make friends. Guess being friendly in America means you're creepy.
Americans... they are EXTREMLEY annoying. Anyway, thank you guys for your time, and I'm glad you contacted me. Best of luck.
So there you have it; They're Christians, Yulia has a boyfriend, and neither of them would get past the customs if they were illegals. Rejoyce because they'll soon be EXTREMELY annoying Russian Americans!
With Love
Odile
Captain claims that Yulia and Vlad Zukov are illegal aliens and that they perform incest in public. I'm utterly disturbed. Just, wow. I'll be selling tickets to karma biting you in the ass. Or maybe you'd just like me to put my foot up your ass until my shoelaces come out your mouth? Crocodiles are dangerous you know.
He states:
I'm sure you've all heard of the EXTREMELY annoying Russians, Vlad and Yulia. Well guess what, they're not only illegal aliens, but perform incest as well, in public! I saw it with my own eyes. Vlad grabbed her ass and squeezed and she smiled! Now I can't be sure of this part, but I'm pretty sure I saw Yulia squeeze his balls too, ew. And in public!! Jesus. What are people taught in Russia? It really can't be good. I'm utterly disturbed.
Me: This must be very enraging, all the things he said and people reading them. How exactly did you react?
Yulia: I literally cried my eyes out. He's my brother for crying out loud! Just because I'm with him a lot does not mean we're doing anything. We're Christians, we're saving that kind of thing for marriage. What's disturbing is having to think about that. I have a hard enough time fitting in. It's a new country, where I have to speak a new language, and we don't need any of this right now.
Vlad: Anyone who believes him needs a brain scan.
How could I be having sex with my brother if I'm a Christian and in a happy relationship with someone else?
Who is he?
I'll just say he is wonderful. He wouldn't give up on me no matter how hard I pushed him. But, he climbed over the wall, so we're together now.
He's a cool guy.
Good for you Yulia. That's wonderful. He just came up to you?
Yes.
Now, Captain claims you are illegal aliens.
How would we get past customs?
That's a good point.
We're both studying for our US citizenship exam. So, we're going to be legit legal aliens soon.
And Vlad, anyone special?
No.
Ok, I do not understand why people would see you as a creep. You just mind your own business.
I was trying to make friends. Guess being friendly in America means you're creepy.
Americans... they are EXTREMLEY annoying. Anyway, thank you guys for your time, and I'm glad you contacted me. Best of luck.
So there you have it; They're Christians, Yulia has a boyfriend, and neither of them would get past the customs if they were illegals. Rejoyce because they'll soon be EXTREMELY annoying Russian Americans!
With Love
Odile