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Post by Narwhal on Jan 25, 2014 20:17:49 GMT -6
Long time no see, guppies~ Captain here.
I'm sure you've all heard of the EXTREMELY annoying Russians, Vlad and Yulia. Well guess what, they're not only illegal aliens, but perform incest as well, in public! I saw it with my own eyes. Vlad grabbed her ass and squeezed and she smiled! Now I can't be sure of this part, but I'm pretty sure I saw Yulia squeeze his balls too, ew. And in public!! Jesus. What are people taught in Russia? It really can't be good. I'm utterly disturbed.
that's basically how it went down and it was nasty. I would stay away from those two. They're creepy anyways. Yulia is ugly and Vlad is weird, so. Whatever. Hopefully those two will get some help. I wonder if they slept together? Probably.
To end this entry, I'd like to tell you about the new play, Beauty and The Beast. Not that I liked the movie, but I'm getting paid to tell you guys to go and audition. GUYS. "Maybe one of you gross hairy guys can be the beast" -Siren. GO AUDITION.
Captain
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Post by theangrylioness on Jan 25, 2014 20:22:55 GMT -6
Jayne Alvers: You seriously have nothing better to do than to make up this shit? You're fucking disgusting. I'll see you in hell.
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