Post by Bri on Dec 19, 2013 1:18:54 GMT -6
Kinley
You must have been high when you chose this dress, it's utterly hideous, you look like a frickin' deformed disco ball. Go wear it to one of your low end clubs.
Ava
Oh my god. That color is BLINDING! You look like you should be going to a Junior High dance, grow up and get some class.
Bunny
Did you make this yourself? It looks like you gave a six-year-old some fabric and lace, earn some money for a decent dress.
Allie
Are you going to a business meeting? You almost made it onto the best dressed list, but you were a downer at the dance in this drab dress.
Amalia
So not into this, the sheer cover is gross and you should have got something with a better built in bra. You totally failed at trying to look classy.
Haley
Were you trying to have a see through gown? You look like a deformed jelly fish, and what's with the triangle on your stomach? Looks like an arrow aiming towards you crotch-ew.
Alleighas
Errr is this just some kind of ratty thing you found from your closet? The lace is so not matching, and none of it looks right.
Payton
Okay, what made you think this was an okay color? It looks like mud and what's going on with the top and bottom? None of it looks right. At all.
Jake:
Camo? Really? How idiotic and random. Yeah, you're country, no one cares. You look like a fucking joke.
You must have been high when you chose this dress, it's utterly hideous, you look like a frickin' deformed disco ball. Go wear it to one of your low end clubs.
Ava
Oh my god. That color is BLINDING! You look like you should be going to a Junior High dance, grow up and get some class.
Bunny
Did you make this yourself? It looks like you gave a six-year-old some fabric and lace, earn some money for a decent dress.
Allie
Are you going to a business meeting? You almost made it onto the best dressed list, but you were a downer at the dance in this drab dress.
Amalia
So not into this, the sheer cover is gross and you should have got something with a better built in bra. You totally failed at trying to look classy.
Haley
Were you trying to have a see through gown? You look like a deformed jelly fish, and what's with the triangle on your stomach? Looks like an arrow aiming towards you crotch-ew.
Alleighas
Errr is this just some kind of ratty thing you found from your closet? The lace is so not matching, and none of it looks right.
Payton
Okay, what made you think this was an okay color? It looks like mud and what's going on with the top and bottom? None of it looks right. At all.
Jake:
Camo? Really? How idiotic and random. Yeah, you're country, no one cares. You look like a fucking joke.