Post by Narwhal on Dec 8, 2013 21:10:01 GMT -6
Ohh guppies, why are all of you whores? Captain here, bearing info you clearly want to know.
Let's begin with the fact that this school is full of actual whores. I can think of three right off of the bat: Sophie Thorne, Catalina Engelmohr, and someone new, Dixie Lambert. There are many, many more for sure.
Let's begin with Dixie Lambert, since I'm sure none of you've ever heard of her. Well, she's new to Tidewater this lovely year. She's looks all sweet and nice(and fat) but, behind locked doors, she's an animal. A friend of friend told me he's been to one of her shows. And when I say shows, I mean he saw her dancing on a pole with nothing but a G-string and stars on her tits. Then she proceeded to give him the best lap dance of his life, but less than adequate sex. She only cost him $15! How cheap, like the tacky clothes I hear she wears. How could she possibly get into Tidewater?
Next, Sophia Thorne. Poor, little Sophomore. I hear she's so desperate she's paying guys to sleep with her! Well, paying them with sex and bad blow jobs. Poor thing. I'm sure Dixie can show her... or not, since she's not much better. She always getting STDs too. Like crabs, and I hear gonorrhea! Sick. And she sends nudes to the male teachers so she can get higher grades. That's disturbing. At least she's not dancing on a pole. But, how many guys will she sleep with before she FINALLY stops?
Another fun one. Catalina Engelmohr. Pretty and fake. When she calls herself a model, she means she goes to pervy guys' houses to get naked and let them take pictures of her tits and vag.... then has sex with them. And tapes it! I'm sure you can find some online if you just google it. Very, very unclassy. Close those legs girl, and stop flaunting about being a sex toy! It's not cute. And neither are you.
Captain
Let's begin with the fact that this school is full of actual whores. I can think of three right off of the bat: Sophie Thorne, Catalina Engelmohr, and someone new, Dixie Lambert. There are many, many more for sure.
Let's begin with Dixie Lambert, since I'm sure none of you've ever heard of her. Well, she's new to Tidewater this lovely year. She's looks all sweet and nice(and fat) but, behind locked doors, she's an animal. A friend of friend told me he's been to one of her shows. And when I say shows, I mean he saw her dancing on a pole with nothing but a G-string and stars on her tits. Then she proceeded to give him the best lap dance of his life, but less than adequate sex. She only cost him $15! How cheap, like the tacky clothes I hear she wears. How could she possibly get into Tidewater?
Next, Sophia Thorne. Poor, little Sophomore. I hear she's so desperate she's paying guys to sleep with her! Well, paying them with sex and bad blow jobs. Poor thing. I'm sure Dixie can show her... or not, since she's not much better. She always getting STDs too. Like crabs, and I hear gonorrhea! Sick. And she sends nudes to the male teachers so she can get higher grades. That's disturbing. At least she's not dancing on a pole. But, how many guys will she sleep with before she FINALLY stops?
Another fun one. Catalina Engelmohr. Pretty and fake. When she calls herself a model, she means she goes to pervy guys' houses to get naked and let them take pictures of her tits and vag.... then has sex with them. And tapes it! I'm sure you can find some online if you just google it. Very, very unclassy. Close those legs girl, and stop flaunting about being a sex toy! It's not cute. And neither are you.
Captain
