Post by Bri on Dec 8, 2013 18:32:23 GMT -6
Long time no type, huh guppies? Well no worry, Siren is back and has some fun news to share! Have you heard about that girl from South Africa? Or at least, says that’s where she’s from? Her name is Catalina Engelmohr. This bitch think that she’s all that just because she says that she’s a model and works at Victoria’s Secret.
Does she think we’re idiots?
Yeah, so she has an accent, whatever, and she’s pretty, too bad all that pretty really comes from cheap hair dye, plastic surgery (That her Dad pays for), and a shit ton of makeup.
This idiot thinks she can get her cheap ass not noticed her, thinks that all the guys will line up for her. What a slut, yeah, we got another slut here-yay.
When she was born Catalina’s parents were shocked, convinced that something was wrong with their deformed child, keeping her inside their house in South Africa so that they wouldn’t have to be ashamed of the thing they had produced. When she was old enough her parents got her plenty of hair dye, lot’s of makeup, and numerous surgeries in order to make her look normal. The only things natural about this girl are her internal organs and her eyes, everything else is fake, especially those boobs.
As for her claims of being a model, it’s a total sham. She takes pictures here and there-for Play Boy. Check out the latest issue and you’ll see her, but she isn’t in any main part-she’s just in the back ground. What a fucked up, attention grabbing bitch.
Don’t let her play you! But guys, if you really are desperate to get laid, give her a couple tens and she’ll be happy to bang you: room 205.
Much love forever,
Siren.
Does she think we’re idiots?
Yeah, so she has an accent, whatever, and she’s pretty, too bad all that pretty really comes from cheap hair dye, plastic surgery (That her Dad pays for), and a shit ton of makeup.
This idiot thinks she can get her cheap ass not noticed her, thinks that all the guys will line up for her. What a slut, yeah, we got another slut here-yay.
When she was born Catalina’s parents were shocked, convinced that something was wrong with their deformed child, keeping her inside their house in South Africa so that they wouldn’t have to be ashamed of the thing they had produced. When she was old enough her parents got her plenty of hair dye, lot’s of makeup, and numerous surgeries in order to make her look normal. The only things natural about this girl are her internal organs and her eyes, everything else is fake, especially those boobs.
As for her claims of being a model, it’s a total sham. She takes pictures here and there-for Play Boy. Check out the latest issue and you’ll see her, but she isn’t in any main part-she’s just in the back ground. What a fucked up, attention grabbing bitch.
Don’t let her play you! But guys, if you really are desperate to get laid, give her a couple tens and she’ll be happy to bang you: room 205.
Much love forever,
Siren.
