The Double-Agent, the Whore and the Copy-cat
Dec 7, 2013 23:12:40 GMT -6
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Post by Narwhal on Dec 7, 2013 23:12:40 GMT -6
Hello guppies, your favorite, Captain's here with news.
First things first, we have a double-agent in our school. His name is Elijah Thompson. Girls say he's "cute" and "to die for", but sources tell me he's from Jackson High, and he's working with them. Who knows what terrible things he could be trying to do here, though I hear he wants to stink bomb the dormitories.
Not only that, but he was held back a year too! He's 19! Fucking 19! So he's an idiot, and a double agent. That's embarrassing. There's even more, actually. He was the one who streaked across the courtyard with balloons over his dick. For homecoming votes. That's super pathetic if you ask me. Though if I was as much of an idiot as him, I would probably do that too, since I wouldn't know. But I would stay away from that guy, since he's bad news.
Next, Sophie Thorne. She's the biggest whore I've ever heard of. And she's only a sophomore. That's disgusting. A whore sophomore. First she slept with three college students in a party she apparently begged to get into--she sucked some guy's dick to enter--then she slept with Mr. Black, the health teacher, and now I hear she's fucked more than half of the football team!
I wouldn't be surprised if the girl was pregnant, since she does look kind of fat around that stomach of hers, to me. And her cellulite is gross, and I'm a guy and I usually don't notice that kind of stuff, but it's nast. Hit the gym and stop munching on Cheez-its.
Finally, let's talk about a new girl named Yulia. She has a blog too. Of course, it sucks dick more than Sophie, but really bitch, trying to call out Shark Tank? Honestly, nobody cares about you're iceskating and crap. What people really care about is gossip. That's what Shark Tank is here for. All the facts, all in one blog.
First things first, we have a double-agent in our school. His name is Elijah Thompson. Girls say he's "cute" and "to die for", but sources tell me he's from Jackson High, and he's working with them. Who knows what terrible things he could be trying to do here, though I hear he wants to stink bomb the dormitories.
Not only that, but he was held back a year too! He's 19! Fucking 19! So he's an idiot, and a double agent. That's embarrassing. There's even more, actually. He was the one who streaked across the courtyard with balloons over his dick. For homecoming votes. That's super pathetic if you ask me. Though if I was as much of an idiot as him, I would probably do that too, since I wouldn't know. But I would stay away from that guy, since he's bad news.
Next, Sophie Thorne. She's the biggest whore I've ever heard of. And she's only a sophomore. That's disgusting. A whore sophomore. First she slept with three college students in a party she apparently begged to get into--she sucked some guy's dick to enter--then she slept with Mr. Black, the health teacher, and now I hear she's fucked more than half of the football team!
I wouldn't be surprised if the girl was pregnant, since she does look kind of fat around that stomach of hers, to me. And her cellulite is gross, and I'm a guy and I usually don't notice that kind of stuff, but it's nast. Hit the gym and stop munching on Cheez-its.
Finally, let's talk about a new girl named Yulia. She has a blog too. Of course, it sucks dick more than Sophie, but really bitch, trying to call out Shark Tank? Honestly, nobody cares about you're iceskating and crap. What people really care about is gossip. That's what Shark Tank is here for. All the facts, all in one blog.
But anyways, that's all guppies.
Captain
Captain
