Post by Bri on Dec 4, 2013 23:29:03 GMT -6
Hola Guppies, I'm sure you've seen Captains post about the Girls who are Hot and Not, well, it's the guys turn, made by yours truly 
Sit back and enjoy the ride! Remember: Juniors and Seniors only! No one gives shit about those little freshmen and sophomores.
HOT LIST:
Grayson Ackart- Okay so this guy seems a little rude at first, but he is totally bangable. Look at those smoldering eyes, they are what every girl dreams of! Grayson is a total hottie and seems to have a good head on his shoulders, but then again, everyone has their secretes.
Derrick Stark-This boy doesn't talk much, but he is gorgeous. He kind of reminds me of Taylor Launter, who is totally one of my favorite celebs out there. This guy has the male model look and actually seems to be serious about his life and has things in order. Totally hot!
Riley Walker-Oh yum, this guy is the total package, though I've heard he likes to sleep around, a total negative, but who cares with him. He's got the looks and a heart melting smile. Plus he has a super sexy Australian accent!
Michael Smith-Hot damn he's a cutie pie! He's a bit of a flirt, but a totally cute one. He's a newbie to our school and I haven't heard anything negative-yet. He's totally a hottie worth looking at and trying out
Tyler Brevier-Mmmm so cute! He is totally a guy that get's the blood pumping, he's all about adventure. This guy is a bad ass who won't take shit from anyone, but still cares for those who are close to him-how cute! I would totally go out with him anytime, anywhere.
Reed Malcolm-Finally the new dynamic duo is broken up. Reed is way cuter than his older brother, he is a sweety who won't break a heart-a total Southern gentleman. Plus I've heard that he likes to ride more than just bulls these days
Andrew Brown-Okay, he totally needs to work on that hair style. That shaggy pompadour wanna be hair do is so gross! But other than that, he is a total babe and then there's the fact that he has a sexy British accent that makes him even more irresistible.
Lucas Martin-Such a cute and shy boy, plus a total romeo. This dude has been shot down so many times by so many stupid girls, do they not know how good in bed he is? He's like a god! He's slept with a couple girls (and possibly a guy) and each say he is the absolute best-totally hot!
Jamie Carter-He is just totally adorable! And a complete sweety! There is no wrong with this little angel, he's honestly the only guy who can pull off a bow tie and still make the heart beat faster. Plus, look at that perfect hair and gorgeous eyes.
Danny Uley-What a stud! This guy has the perfect bod, and surprise surprise: HE ISN'T A WHORE! This cutie pie is fluent in French and is looking for his perfect lady, he can have any girl at anytime, but yet hasn't taken the chance. Come on boy, girls are salivating over you!
NOT LIST:
Stefan West: Come on girls! This dude is a total whore!! Nothing attractive about that, and really he isn't that gorgeous, he just has muscles. I would NOT touch him with a ten foot pole. He's a total meat head tool, this guy is a neanderthal. Plus I heard he has a serious case of crabs-yuck!
Elija Thompson: Ok, so I have to admit, this guy is adorable, but it's his attitude that makes him a total not. This guy acts like a huge two-year-old. C'mon, you're a senior! Act like one! Sure it's good to have fun, but when you act like you should be back in Pre-K, you need to shape up.
Richard Fenton- So looks wise, he's a no in my book, though some may find him cute, especially if they have a thing for muscular guys, but I'd seriously pass on this dude, especially since he has a nose ring. That's a total girl piercing in my opinion. Plus he's bipolar, one minute he's all happy and the next his throwing a huge fit-ugh.
Chase Monroe-At first look he's pretty hot, but when you dig deeper you find that he's a total pot head and womanizer! He sleeps with women in order to get money for pot, he does it all the time at parties-what a loser! He's going nowhere with his life, I also heard that there isn't a drug that he hasn't tried yet.
Brandon Uley-Another womanizer-damn why is our school full of sluts (hasn't anyone else noticed)?! This guy is a completely immature loser that will dump girls at the flip of a switch, there's also the fact that he's had kids with five different girls all over the country-ugh! Plus he is super annoying, like the mosquito that won't leave you alone.
Jake Malcolm-The older twin and he won't let you forget that. He'll put down his brother just to make him look better, making Reed look like a child who can't fend for himself. Puh-leese grow up and let Reed to his thing you overbearing idiot. I swear your bull riding knocked out some important brain cells of yours. (Plus his big truck is totally him over compensating for his tiny penis).
Nathaniel Parks-A total downer. I never see this boy smile and it freaks me out, show some emotion dude, you're like a creepy ass statue that even pigeons are afraid of!
Sit back and enjoy the ride! Remember: Juniors and Seniors only! No one gives shit about those little freshmen and sophomores.HOT LIST:
Grayson Ackart- Okay so this guy seems a little rude at first, but he is totally bangable. Look at those smoldering eyes, they are what every girl dreams of! Grayson is a total hottie and seems to have a good head on his shoulders, but then again, everyone has their secretes.
Derrick Stark-This boy doesn't talk much, but he is gorgeous. He kind of reminds me of Taylor Launter, who is totally one of my favorite celebs out there. This guy has the male model look and actually seems to be serious about his life and has things in order. Totally hot!
Riley Walker-Oh yum, this guy is the total package, though I've heard he likes to sleep around, a total negative, but who cares with him. He's got the looks and a heart melting smile. Plus he has a super sexy Australian accent!
Michael Smith-Hot damn he's a cutie pie! He's a bit of a flirt, but a totally cute one. He's a newbie to our school and I haven't heard anything negative-yet. He's totally a hottie worth looking at and trying out
Tyler Brevier-Mmmm so cute! He is totally a guy that get's the blood pumping, he's all about adventure. This guy is a bad ass who won't take shit from anyone, but still cares for those who are close to him-how cute! I would totally go out with him anytime, anywhere.
Reed Malcolm-Finally the new dynamic duo is broken up. Reed is way cuter than his older brother, he is a sweety who won't break a heart-a total Southern gentleman. Plus I've heard that he likes to ride more than just bulls these days
Andrew Brown-Okay, he totally needs to work on that hair style. That shaggy pompadour wanna be hair do is so gross! But other than that, he is a total babe and then there's the fact that he has a sexy British accent that makes him even more irresistible.
Lucas Martin-Such a cute and shy boy, plus a total romeo. This dude has been shot down so many times by so many stupid girls, do they not know how good in bed he is? He's like a god! He's slept with a couple girls (and possibly a guy) and each say he is the absolute best-totally hot!
Jamie Carter-He is just totally adorable! And a complete sweety! There is no wrong with this little angel, he's honestly the only guy who can pull off a bow tie and still make the heart beat faster. Plus, look at that perfect hair and gorgeous eyes.
Danny Uley-What a stud! This guy has the perfect bod, and surprise surprise: HE ISN'T A WHORE! This cutie pie is fluent in French and is looking for his perfect lady, he can have any girl at anytime, but yet hasn't taken the chance. Come on boy, girls are salivating over you!
NOT LIST:
Stefan West: Come on girls! This dude is a total whore!! Nothing attractive about that, and really he isn't that gorgeous, he just has muscles. I would NOT touch him with a ten foot pole. He's a total meat head tool, this guy is a neanderthal. Plus I heard he has a serious case of crabs-yuck!
Elija Thompson: Ok, so I have to admit, this guy is adorable, but it's his attitude that makes him a total not. This guy acts like a huge two-year-old. C'mon, you're a senior! Act like one! Sure it's good to have fun, but when you act like you should be back in Pre-K, you need to shape up.
Richard Fenton- So looks wise, he's a no in my book, though some may find him cute, especially if they have a thing for muscular guys, but I'd seriously pass on this dude, especially since he has a nose ring. That's a total girl piercing in my opinion. Plus he's bipolar, one minute he's all happy and the next his throwing a huge fit-ugh.
Chase Monroe-At first look he's pretty hot, but when you dig deeper you find that he's a total pot head and womanizer! He sleeps with women in order to get money for pot, he does it all the time at parties-what a loser! He's going nowhere with his life, I also heard that there isn't a drug that he hasn't tried yet.
Brandon Uley-Another womanizer-damn why is our school full of sluts (hasn't anyone else noticed)?! This guy is a completely immature loser that will dump girls at the flip of a switch, there's also the fact that he's had kids with five different girls all over the country-ugh! Plus he is super annoying, like the mosquito that won't leave you alone.
Jake Malcolm-The older twin and he won't let you forget that. He'll put down his brother just to make him look better, making Reed look like a child who can't fend for himself. Puh-leese grow up and let Reed to his thing you overbearing idiot. I swear your bull riding knocked out some important brain cells of yours. (Plus his big truck is totally him over compensating for his tiny penis).
Nathaniel Parks-A total downer. I never see this boy smile and it freaks me out, show some emotion dude, you're like a creepy ass statue that even pigeons are afraid of!